So many mistakes in JUST one verse of Quran !

September 13, 2008

Islam Analyzed

In Surah(Chapter) 16:15 and 31:10 of the Quran, it has the phrase :

Wa ‘Alqá Fī Al-‘Arđi Rawāsiya ‘An Tamīda Bikum which means

Wa(And)

ALQA(Drop Anchor, throw something FROM ABOVE, drop something FROM ABOVE, throw anchor FROM ABOVE)

Fi(on)

AL(the)

Ardi(Earth)( Ard means Earth in Arabic, sometimes the Quran pronounce it as Arda)

Rawasiya(Firm Mountains/Firm Peg/Supports/Nails)

An(to)

Tamida(Support/Affirm/Prevent from Shaking)

BiKum(with you)

In this phrase, Muhammad says that Allah(a.k.a Muhammad) DROP DOWN FROM ABOVE, Mountains as Firm Pegs, Firm Supports, Nails, to
Support, Affirm, Hold the Earth and Prevent it from Shaking.

Mistake 1
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The word ALQA means Drop Anchors, throw something FROM ABOVE, drop something FROM ABOVE, throw anchor FROM ABOVE.

This word is commonly used when a ship is near a port and the sailors will ALQA(Drop Anchors from above) in order to hold the ship in place and keep it from floating or sailing away.

So in Surah 16:15 & 31:10, Muhammad says that allah DROP DOWN, THROW DOWN FROM ABOVE , Mountains, as Firm Pegs/Firm Supports/Nails) on the Earth.

Mountains are NOT DROPPED DOWN FROM ABOVE or THROWN DOWN FROM ABOVE on the Earth.

This is a BIG scientific mistake in the Quran.

So far, NO muslim translator of the Quran, has dared to accurately translate this word and this phrase. Because they know in their heart that if they do, people can clearly see one BIG scientific mistake in the Quran.

One Question to ask ANY muslim :

The word ALQA, in Surah 16:15 & 31:10, means Drop Anchors, Drop Anchors FROM ABOVE, throw something FROM ABOVE, drop something FROM ABOVE, throw anchor FROM ABOVE.

Yes or No ??!

If Yes, then clearly this is a BIG scientific mistake in the Quran !

Mountains are NOT DROPPED DOWN FROM ABOVE or THROWN DOWN FROM ABOVE. on the Earth.

If No, then the muslim is very clearly LYING !

Check any Arabic dictionary and they will all tell you very clearly that ALQA means Drop Anchors, Drop Anchors FROM ABOVE, throw something FROM ABOVE, drop something FROM ABOVE, throw anchor FROM ABOVE.

And if muslims can dare lie so blatantly, it really proves that muslims are very dishonest, very despicable and like to tell lies very much. As such, whatever and everything they say about their religon cannot be trusted or believed at all !

Ask ANY muslim this one simple queston, be it even the most despicable and cunning muslim apologists like Osama Abdallah & Zakir Naik,

The word ALQA, in Surah 16:15 & 31:10, means Drop Anchors, Drop Anchors FROM ABOVE, throw something FROM ABOVE, drop something FROM ABOVE, throw anchor FROM ABOVE.

Yes or No ??! JUST answer YES or NO ! Don’t waste time and try to give some rubbish, nonsensical interpretations and reinterpretations and beat about the bush. JUST answer YES or NO !

I dare ANY muslim answer this question !

Mistake 2
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In Arabic, the word for MOUNTAINS is JIBAL(JABAL in plural) or RAWAASIYA.

RAWAASIYA is a synonym of JABAL. And in terms of meaning, RAWAASIYA is sometimes taken to be bigger than JABAL. That explains the meaning FIRM MOUNTAINS .

It is perfectly acceptable in Arabic to refer to something by referring to its function, like saying: ‘this is my office’ to refer to a laptop. This kind of expression is meant to put some emphasis on the function. In the case of the laptop you emphasise that your laptop to you is like your office. By using the word RAWASIYA, the Quran emphasises the functions of the mountains as anchors. It did so nine times and still modern Muslims do not seem to get it!

RAWAASIYA is also a plural of RASIYA, which means Anchors. In other words, the Quran states that the earth is established on four anchors or else the earth will be shaking and quaking. The ignorance is obvious in that the Quran declares that the earth is flat. Even to this day some Muslim scholars in Saudi Arabia preach that the earth is flat.

How can mountains be called Rawasiya(Firm Pegs/Nails/Firm Mountains/Firm Suuports/Nails) when mountains are themselves TOTALLY UNSTABLE and constantly subject and vulnerable to Earthquakes and Tremors and Aftershocks and Plate Movements ?????!!!

In fact, mountains are as weak as TISSUE PAPER !

Whoever says that mountains are Rawasiya(Firm Pegs/Nails/Firm Mountains/Firm Supports) is really a complete idiot !

Muhammad erroneously described mountains as Rawasiya(Firm pegs/Nails/Firm Mountains/Firm Supports) and this clearly indicate what a completely poor and wrong knowledge of science Muhammad had.

Mountains are NOT Rawasiya as what Muhammad erroneously say, but the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of Rawasiya, then if some idiots still want to say that mountains help to “stabilise the rotation of the Earth”, then simple logic and common sense tells us that planet Earth should be shaking violently and out of control all the time !

This is illogical and absurd ! And this contradicts facts and science !

How can mountains be called Rawasiya(Firm Pegs/Nails/Firm Mountains) when mountains are themselves TOTALLY UNSTABLE and constantly subject and vulnerable to Earthquakes and Tremors and Aftershocks and Plate Movements ?????!!!

In fact, mountains are as weak as TISSUE PAPER !

Whoever says that mountains are Rawasiya(Firm Pegs/Nails/Firm Mountains) is really a complete idiot !

How can mountains Tamida(Support/Affirm/Prevent Shaking) the Earth when mountains are themselves TOTALLY UNSTABLE and constantly subject and vulnerable to Earthquakes and Tremors and Aftershocks and Plate Movements and mountains are as weak as TISSUE PAPER ????!!!

Even an idiot will not build a house or a building on tissue paper !

Allah(a.k.a. Muhammad) must be worse than an idiot if he calls tissue paper RAWASIYA(Firm Pegs/Nails/Firm Mountains/Firm Supports) !

Mistake 3
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Mountains (Support/Affirms/Holds the Earth) and prevent it from Shaking or Quaking.

Tamida is a verb meaning Affirm or Strengthen or Support or Prevent from Shaking(in the context of 16;15). Overall meaning, Allah created the mountains as a form to strengthen the earth, or else you will experience many quakes on earth.

Also, the word Tamida is much more of an explantion of a swaying tree or building. Therefore it indirectly gives the meaning of IT WILL SHAKE. So the Quran declares fictitiously that Allah has placed four anchors, which are actually mountains, to keep the Earth from swaying. Of course, this indicate very forcefully that Muhammad thought the Earth is flat.

In order to further understand what Muhammad was saying; in the 7th century AD, the Arabian Peninsula was and still is a desert with few mountains. Arabs thought that the earth was flat and floating on the sea. What stops it from sliding away are the anchors (same as on a ship). Muhammad reiterated the thought of the Arabs that the mountains are anchors for the earth. Picture a flattened pizza doe with tooth pick inserted in to stop it from moving. Muhammed said that Allah has flattened the earth and he uses the same analogy as when you flatten a dough (flour).

For a complete exposition of the scientific MISTAKE in Surah 16:15, let us get a few things clear.

Mountains do NOT support the Earth ! To say that mountains support the Earth is a complete mistake and absurdity of science and logic and facts !

Many ancient men had very primitve, erroneous and absurd knowledge of science and astronomy so when they saw mountains, they believed that mountains are very big, strong, steady, immovable objects that help to support the Earth. Muhammad was no exception.

But the truth is mountains are totally unstable and vulnerable objects that are very susceptible and vulnerable to Earthquakes. And in fact, many mountains are themselves often formed by Earthquakes.

And mountains are themselves constantly subject to the plate movements of the Earth. Mountains are totally unstable and constantly subject and constantly vulnearable to Earthquakes and the plate movements of the Earth. Also, mountains are constantly subject to tremors and aftershocks.

Not surprisingly though, you CANNOT find a single verse in the Quran that say such things. Because Muhammad never knew such things.

Challenge ANY muslim to find any one verse, JUST one verse in the Quran that says, ZILZAL(Eathquakes) KHULIQ(Create) JABAL(Mountains) ??

He CANNOT.

Mountains do NOT prevent Earthquakes and do NOT help prevent Earthquakes. In fact, Earthquakes happen more often in mountainous places than flat places. Examples of mountainous places where Earthquakes often happen are Turkey , Iran , Peru , Japan , Taiwan etc.

Mountainous places such as Japan, Taiwan, parts of China, parts of Philippines, California, Iran, Turkey etc. , not only often experience earthquakes, they are also constantly subject to tremors and aftershocks.

Mountains do NOT help balance or stabilize the rotation of the Earth ! This is a complete mistake and absurdity of science and logic ! Only total complete idiots will say such things ! However, it is extremely appalling to find muslim websites that have the audacity to say such ridiculous absurd things ! It clearly shows that their pathetic efforts to save their extremely flawed and erroneous Quran only makes it even more flawed and erroneous.

And what is even more appalling and idiotic is that there are actually non-muslims who are stupid enough to say such stupid ridiculous things also. They really should go back to kindergarten !

If, as what some supposedly normal intelligent people who unfortunately choose to act and think and behave like idiots, say, that mountains help to “stablilise the rotation of the Earth, then first of all, simple logic and common sense tells us that whenever Tremors or Plate Movements or Earthquakes happen on planet Earth, especially in mountainous places, which in fact are happening all the time, many Rawasiya are being destroyed and without many of these Rawasiya, the rotation of the Earth is naturally badly affected and so the entire planet Earth should be shaking violently !

This is illogical and absurd ! And this totally contradicts facts and science !

CONCLUSION
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THERE ARE SO MANY MISTAKES IN JUST ONE VERSE OF THE QURAN.

IF YOU GO INTO OTHER PARTS OF THER QURAN, EVEN MORE MISTAKES WILL BE FOUND.

ONE FINAL NOTE – Quran says Earth is FLAT.
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With regards to Surah 79:30, I am sick and tired of dishonest cunning muslim apologists deceiving people with the really stupid dirty lie that this verse talks about Earth being egg-shaped.

Let’s put an end to their filthy stupid nonsensical lie once and for all.

And let’s expose the truth that the Quran in fact clearly says that the Earth is FLAT and it repeatedly says so in the Quran.

Surah 79:30 says

Wa Al-Arda bada dhalika DaHaaHaa which means

And the Earth after that He(Allah) Spread out like a Carpet and FLATTEN it.

Wa(And) AL(The) Arda(Earth) bada dhalika(after that he(allah)) DAHAAHAA (Spread out like a carpet and Flatten)

With regards to Surah 79:30, ” Dahaahaa ” does NOT mean ” shape like an egg “.

DAHAAHAA totally does NOT mean “Shape like an egg” !

The word DAHAAHAA has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with “Egg” at all !

What DAHAAHAA means is completely and totally different from “Egg” or “Egg-Shape” ! There is NO “Egg” at all in the meaning of DAHAAHAA. DAHAAHAA means “Spread Out like a Carpet and Flatten”. In fact, DAHAAHAA strongly denotes the meaning of FLAT. And DAHAAHAA is a very good and strong word to use to denote the meaning of FLAT.

It is extremely appalling and extremely shocking and totally disgusting that some dishonest muslim apologists actually have the audacity and utter shame to dishonestly cheat non-Arabic speakers to such an extent ! Shame on them !

DAHAAHAA means “Spread out like a Carpet and Flatten” !

And this is actually a major scientific mistake in the Quran.

The Arabic word for egg is ” Baidah ” and NOT ” Dahiyah ” . The Arabic word for EGG is BAIDAH. And any word in Arabic for any egg and any word in Arabic for egg-shaped MUST have the word BAIDAH in it !

In Arabic, EGG is BAIDAH. EGG-SHAPE is BAIDAHWIYAH.

Surah 79:30 clearly does NOT say that. In fact, what it says is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from “Egg” or “Egg-Shape”.

The word DAHAA in DAHAAHAA means Spread Out/Level/Flatten. It is the synonym of BASATA which also means Spread Out/Level/Flatten.

And DAHAAHAA is the synonym of the word BASATAHA(FLATTEN)

DAHAAHAA means “Spread Out like a Carpet and Flatten”.

Go and check AL-MUNJID or any well-respected Arabic dictionary and they will all tell you the same things.

There is NO such Arabic word as ” Dahiyah “. ” “Dahaahaa ” actually means ” FLATTEN “. And the concise meaning of “Dahaahaa” is “Spread out like a carpet and Flattened”. This points to a clear scientific error in the Quran.

So if concisely translated, Surah 79:30 should read as “And the Earth after that He(Allah) Spread out like a carpet and Flattened it.”

If Surah 79:30 HAD wanted to talk about the earth being shaped like an egg, it would have used the word BAIDAHWIYAH(egg-shaped).

And if Surah 79:30 wanted to say that allah shaped the Earth like an egg or allah made the Earth egg-shaped, it would say

Wa(And) AL(The) Arda(Earth) bada dhalika(after that he(allah)) BAIDAHWIYAH(Egg-Shaped, Shaped like an Egg)

But Surah 79:30 does NOT say that !

The Arabic word for Ostrich is NA’AHMAH. And the word for Ostrich Egg is BAIDAH NA’AHMAH.

And if Surah 79:30 wanted to say that allah shaped the Earth like an ostrich egg or allah made the Earth ostrich egg-shaped, it would say

Wa(And) AL(The) Arda(Earth) bada dhalika(After that He(allah)) NA’AHMAH(Ostrich) BAIDAWIYAH(Egg-Shaped).

But Surah 79:30 does NOT say that !

Surah 79:30 has COMPLETELY NOTHING to do with EGG at all.

Surah 79:30 says allah made the Earth Spread out like a Carpet and Flattened. And this is a major scientific mistake in the Quran.

DAHAAHAA means “Spread out like a Carpet”.

And ” Dahaahaa ” also means ” FLATTEN “.

“ Dahaahaa “ is a synonym of the word “ SAWWAAHAA ( STRAIGHTEN ) “ OR “ BASATAHAA ( FLATTEN ) “.

The concise meaning of DAHAAHAA is this : The word DAHAA in DAHAAHAA means Spread out/Level/Flatten, and DAHAAHAA is a synonym of the word BASATAHA(Flatten).

So DAHAAHAA concisely means SPREAD OUT LIKE A CARPET AND FLATTEN.

Surah 79:30 does NOT say BAIDAHWIYAH(egg-shape).

Surah 79:30 says DAHAAHAA(spread out(like a carpet) and Flatten).

Those muslim apologists who are deceitful and dishonest enough to deceive and lie to people with the big fat lie that Surah 79:30 says “egg-shaped”, when it actually does not and it actually says FLATTEN instead, really deserve to be shot to death and condemned to HELL and be tormented there forever !

The word “Dahiyah” is a word that comes from one of the NON-Arab tribes of North Africa . It is definitely NOT an Arabic word and NOT a word that comes from the Arabian Peninsula or Muhammad’s tribe.

Some muslim apologists try to say that the word DAHAAHAA can be derived from DUHIYA which in turn can be derived from these words, “Al-udhy, Al-idhy, Al-udhiyya, Al-idhiyya, Al-udhuwwa”.

First of all, DUHIYA is NOT a root word. So DAHAAHAA cannot be derived from it at all.

Check AL-MUNJID or LISAN AL-ARAB or any well-recognized Arabic dictionary and they will all tell you that “Al-udhy, Al-idhy, Al-udhiyya, Al-idhiyya, Al-udhuwwa” means the PLACE in sand where on ostrich lays its eggs or The place that an ostrich FLATTENS to lay her egg.

The emphasis is not on any egg at all but on Flattening.

Due to the fact that the word conveys the meaning of “spreading, leveling, flattening, and smoothing out”, the Arabs named the place where an ostrich incubates and hatches its egg an “udhiyy”. This is a hollow pit in the ground around 30 to 60 centimeters deep. The Arabic word for this shallow depression is derived from the triliteral root d-h-w – the same etymological root as the verb dahâ. The reason for this is that the ostrich spreads out and flattens this area with its legs before laying its egg in it. The ostrich uses neither a nest nor a burrow for its eggs.

From this, we must understand that the word is not used for the egg itself but rather for the flattened depression where the ostrich deposits its egg.

And so, ALL the possible meanings of DAHAA and DAHAAHAA are as follows :

SPREAD OUT / LEVEL / FLATTEN / SPREAD OUT LIKE A CARPET and FLATTEN/ The PLACE that an ostrich FLATTENS to lay its egg.

Surah 79:30 says clearly that the Earth is FLAT.

The earth is flat because the Quran says so using all the words in the Arabic vocabulary which can possibly mean flat.. Let us review the following words used by the Quran to describe the flatness of the earth’s surface:

1. Sutehat: If you want to describe something as flat in Arabic then there is no better way than using this word. Sateh means flat, sutehat means flattened out.
Q. 88:20 Nor even how the earth has been (sutehat) flattened out?

2. Bisata: also means flat. The Arabic word bisata means a flat sheet or a carpet.
Q. 71: 19 And God has laid the earth for you as a (bisata) carpet

3. Madda: means stretched out until the object becomes flat, like what happens when you take a ball of dough and stretch it until it becomes flat.

Q. 13:3 And He it is who hath (Madda) outstretched the earth, and placed on it the firm mountains

Q. 15:19 And the earth have WE (Madadnaha, from madda) spread out

Q. 50:6-7 What, have they not beheld heaven above them, how we have built it, and decked it out fair, and it has no cracks? And the earth — We (Madadnaha) stretched it forth…

4. Firasha: means a mattress,‘ as flat as a mattress’.
Q. 2:22 Who made the earth a (Firasha) bed for you, and the heaven a roof
Q. 51:48 And the earth we (Farashnaha, from firasha) have spread out, and how excellently do we spread it out!

5. Mahada: means a bed, which is flat. In Arabic you can describe something flat by comparing it to a bed.

Q. 20:53 .. the One who has laid out the earth as a (Mahdan) carpet for you
Q. 43:10 …has made for you the earth (Mahdan) like a carpet spread out
Q. 78:6 Have We not made the earth as a (Mihada) bed, And the mountains as pegs

6. Tahaha: means flattened.
Q. 91:5-6 By the heaven and that which built it and by the earth and that which (Tahaha) extended it!

7. Dahaha: means flat. Etc..Etc..

In Sura 15:19 (Al-Hajar), we read: “wal’arda madadnaha wa’alkayna feeha rawasi”.
The word “madadnaha” is from the verb “madda”, which is a very simple and easy word to understand. Not even a little Arabic child would use this word to describe the shape of a watermelon or a ball. It is the most simple way to describe something flat.

The Quran is full of junk science !

The word for ROUND in Arabic is DAWRAH and it is the same word for ROTATE. And DAWRAH is the root word for all words in Arabic that mean ROUND, like DAWWAR(Turning), YUDAWWIRU(Round), MUSTADEER(Round), DAWWARAN(Rotation, Turning).

These are the words for ROUND or ROTATE in Arabic.

Round : DAWRAH(round;circuit, rotate), MUSTADEER(round), HAWLA(round), MUDAWWAR(rounded), YUDAWWIRU(round)

DAWRAH AL-FALAK(Revolution of celstial bodies)

(Falak means MOVE in Arabic)

DAWWAR(Turning, Rotating)

DAWWARAN(Rotation, circling)

YADOORU(Rotate)

YUDEERU(Rotate)

You will NEVER find any of these words in the Quran.

And you will NEVER find a single verse in the Quran with the word Arda(Earth) together with any of the above words. Because Muhammad NEVER knew that the Earth is round. On the contrary, Muhammad believed very strongly that the Earth is FLAT. Muhammad says that the Earth is Spread Out like a Carpet and Flatten and he continuously and repeatedly says so in the Quran.

And you will NEVER find the words Arda(Earth) and Falak(Move) together in the Quran.

Muhammad is an ancient man with very erroneous knowledge of science, medicine and astronomy. That is why you find mistakes of science, medicine and astronomy all over the Quran.

The Quran is full of junk science !

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Satan reciting Quran surahs?

September 13, 2008

Bukhari Volume 6, Book 61, Number 530:
Narrated Abu Mas’ud:
The Prophet said, “If somebody recited the last two Verses of Surat Al-Baqara at night, that will be sufficient for him.”
Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah ‘s Apostle ordered me to guard the Zakat revenue of Ramadan. Then somebody came to me and started stealing of the foodstuff. I caught him and said, “I will take you to Allah’s Apostle!” Then Abu Huraira described the whole narration and said:) That person said (to me), “(Please don’t take me to Allah’s Apostle and I will tell you a few words by which Allah will benefit you.) When you go to your bed, recite Ayat-al-Kursi, (2.255) for then there will be a guard from Allah who will protect you all night long, and Satan will not be able to come near you till dawn.” (When the Prophet heard the story) he said (to me), “He (who came to you at night) told you the truth although he is a liar; and it was Satan.”

Starting at the beginning, the zakat was called “revenue,” not charity. By this time there were only Muslims in Medina, so the order to guard the storehouse means the first Muslims couldn’t be trusted.

1) The thief couldn’t be Satan, for why would a spirit steal food?

2) Further, why would someone trust a thief or Satan to share Qur’anic insights?
a) The referenced verse (2:255) says that Allah is God and that everything belongs to him. Quoting it makes no sense if Satan is Allah’s enemy.

3) But it makes perfect sense if Satan is using Allah as a disguise.
a) Yet by saying that it will protect one from Satan, it no longer makes sense.

4) But speaking of senseless, how can one who told the truth be a liar?


Allah's Apostle receiving divine revelations

September 8, 2008

Allah’s Apostle would receive his divine inspiration from the ringing of a bell, yet ALlah’s apostle also said that the bell is the musical instrument of satan:

Sahih Muslim – Book 030, Number 5765:
‘A’isha reported that Harith b. Hisham asked Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him): How does the the wahi (inspiration) come to you? He said: At times it comes to me like the ringing of a bell and that is most severe for me and when it is over I retain that (what I had received in the form of wahi), and at times an Angel in the form of a human being comes to me (and speaks) and I retain whatever he speaks.

Sahih Muslim – Book 024, Number 5279:
Abu Huraira reported Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The bell is the musical instrument of the Satan.

1) Does this mean that Satan inspired Mohammad to come up with quranic revelations?

2) Why would Sahih Muslim include the above hadiths?
a) Was Muslim trying to show credence to the fact that Mohammad himself was not always divinely inspired, and in fact influenced by an evil supernatural force?
b) Was Sahih Muslim influenced by Al-Tabari’s Takrih, and as such, trying to pay tribute and homage to Imam Tabari, who wrote –

Tabari VI:110 “Thus Allah removed the sorrow from his Messenger, reassured him about that which he had feared, and cancelled the words which Satan had cast on his tongue, that their gods were exalted high-flying cranes (goddesses) whose intercession was accepted with approval. He now revealed, following the mention of ‘Al-Lat, Al-Uzza, and Manat.’ the words: ‘are yours the males and his the females? That indeed is an unfair division! They are but names which you and your fathers have given.’ to the words: ‘to whom he wills and accepts.” [Qur’an 53:21]

c) Or was Sahih Muslim alluding to ALlah’s own words in “Quran 022.052 YUSUFALI” where he said that Allah will remove verses from the Quran where Satan inspired Mohammad’s Quran recitals?
“Never did We send a messenger or a prophet before thee, but, when he framed a desire, Satan threw some (vanity) into his desire: but Allah will cancel anything (vain) that Satan throws in, and Allah will confirm (and establish) His Signs: for Allah is full of Knowledge and Wisdom”

3) Why would Allah say that Mohammad threw in verses inspired by Satan?

4) Were the infamous verses recited to Mohammad by the ringing of a bell, Satan’s instrument?
a) How many other times did Mohammad’s divine inspiration come to him through Satan’s preferred instrument, the bell?

5) Did only good verses come to Mohammad when he was under the covers with his teenage bride Aisha? http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/04/mohammed-would-get-divine-inspiration.html

I do not know the answers to these questions…

Maybe the following website might shed light on the following matter:
http://www.prophetofdoom.net/Prophet_of_Doom_11_Satans_Bargain.Islam


Dr. Mohammad Part IV – The case of the lying abdomen

September 3, 2008

Bukhari – Volume 7, Book 71, Number 614:
Narrated Abu Said:
A man came to the prophet and said, ‘My brother has got loose motions. The Prophet said, Let him drink honey.” The man again (came) and said, ‘I made him drink (honey) but that made him worse.’ The Prophet said, ‘Allah has said the Truth, and the abdomen of your brother has told a lie.” (See Hadith No. 88)

Once again, Dr. Mohammad and Dr. Allah have come to the rescue of someone suffering from diarrhea…

1) Why don’t all Muslims cure diarrhea with honey?
a) If a Muslim does not cure diarrhea with honey, does that mean that they are an apostate?
b) If they become worse, does this mean that their bodies are lying?
c) Or did Bukhari include this hadith to illustrate a metaphor showing that the body was rejecting Mohammad’s cure because it was not really a cure, just like how his word was not really the word of God?

2) How did the abdomen tell a lie?
a) Because it refused to get better?
b) Wouldn’t the abdomen try to get better?
c) Why didn’t Mohammad accuse either the man delivering the news or the man afflicted with the illness of lying?
d) Is it because it was plain to everyone that the man had diarrhea, and that neither of them were lying, so Allah’s apostle (may peace be upon him), needed to blame something else for telling a lie?

3) Was Mohammad’s lack of a cure, a reason why Mohammad ordained that one method of martyrdom is by dying from diarrhea? (Follow up to:
http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/it-is-sin-to-put-thorny-twig-out-of-way.html)

Sahih Muslim – Book 020, Number 4705:
It has been narrated on the authority of Abu Huraira that the, Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: While a man walks along a path, finds a thorny twig lying on the way and puts it aside, Allah would appreciate it and forgive him The Holy Prophet (may peace be upon him) said: The martyrs are of five kinds: one who dies of plague; one who dies of diarrhoea (or cholera) ; one who is drowned; one who is buried under debris and one who dies fighting in the way of Allah.

a) In other words, did Mohammad say that martyrdom by diarrhea in order to make amends to Mohammad’s faulty cure of honey (which may have resulted in this poor man’s death, whose abdomen allegedly lied)?


Muslim must have hairless palms, and must not be hairy like a beast of prey!

August 31, 2008

Sunan Abu-Dawud, Book 33, Combing the Hair (Kitab Al-Tarajjul)
Number 4153:
Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu’minin:
When Hind, daughter of Utbah, said: Prophet of Allah, accept my allegiance, he replied; I shall not accept your allegiance till you make a difference to the palms of your hands; for they look like the paws of a beast of prey.

1) Why did Mohammad reject Hind’s allegiance?
a) What would it matter if she had hands that looked like a beast of prey?
b) Was Mohammad so superficial that he would accept women to Islam only if they looked good?
2) Should the Iranian Hijab police also now look for women with hairy arms, and force them to shave?

3) Does this mean that this hadith should be aalogized to mean that all hairy Muslim women should be forced to remove their hair in any like manner?
a) After all, Mohammad also said that a part of Fitra (‘innate human nature’) is to shave the pubic hair:

Volume 7, Book 72, Number 777:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah’s Apostle said, “Five practices are characteristics of the Fitra: circumcision, shaving the pubic region, clipping the nails and cutting the moustaches short.”

b) Should the Hijab Muslim police also start inspecting female pubic regions to ensure fitra compliance?

4) Why did Abu-Dawud nclude the above quote from Mohammad not allowing a women to give allegiiance until she removed the hair from her palms?
a) Did he want to show that Mohammad, a supposed spiritual leader, was more concerned about physical looks than about a person’s spiritual well-being?
b) Was it because Allah’s apostle loved for his ladies to look their best? After all, Mohammad did have the sexual libido of 30 men! (Bukhari: Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:)

5) Why was Mohammad so blunt in insulting someone who did not meet his standard of physical beuty, when he told Hind her hands looked like that of a beast of prey?
a) Was he trying to be funny?
b) Was he trying to be caustic, so that all women after Hind would not come up to him and offer allegiance to him if they did not beautify themselves beforehand?

6) Can Muslim women trust Mohammad to intercede on their part when the judgement day comes, especially if they did not look their best, and take care of all their grooming tactics, when Mohammad would not accept Hind’s allegiance because her palms were so hairy that hr hands looked like a beast of prey?


Mohammad's description of heaven and hell

August 17, 2008

Volume 6, Book 60, Number 373:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, “Paradise and the Fire (Hell) argued, and the Fire (Hell) said, “I have been given the privilege of receiving the arrogant and the tyrants.’ Paradise said, ‘What is the matter with me? Why do only the weak and the humble among the people enter me?’ On that, Allah said to Paradise. ‘You are My Mercy which I bestow on whoever I wish of my servants.’ Then Allah said to the (Hell) Fire, ‘You are my (means of) punishment by which I punish whoever I wish of my slaves. And each of you will have its fill.’ As for the Fire (Hell), it will not be filled till Allah puts His Foot over it whereupon it will say, ‘Qati! Qati!’ At that time it will be filled, and its different parts will come closer to each other; and Allah will not wrong any of His created beings. As regards Paradise, Allah will create a new creation to fill it with.”

1) Why would Paradise and Hell argue with one another?
a) How could inanimate places talk with one another?
b) Why dont we hear these places talk?
c) Why was Mohammad the only person who ever knew about the conversations between hell and heaven?

2) Why would hell be given the “privelege” of receiving the arrogant and the tyrants?
a) Is it a privilege to receive these people?
b) Does Mohammad say that the arrogant and tyrants are in fact good people (like him, a very arrogant person wearing a ring saying he is allah’s messenger (http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/08/mohammad-caught-fashion-bug-gold-rings.html), and forcing muslims to pay the zakat up to the point of the sword?

3) Why was ‘paradise’ complaining that only the weak and humble enter it?
a) Does this mean that paradise wanted more fighters?
b) Did paradise want people who were not weak and humble to enjoy the 72 lucious virgins and rivers of wine, that are more suitable for glutoness, mysoginistic men?

4) Why would hell yell “Qati, Qati (enough, enough)!” when allah puts his foot over it?
a) How could ALlah not hurt any of his creation if he believes in predestination where everyone’s life is ordained, and he chooses who he hates and believes in him, and who does not believe in him, and decides to send to the hell fire?

5) What is the new creation that allah will create to put into heaven?
a) Would those beings enjoy the 72 virgins and rivers of wine?

6) Did Bukhari include this verse to show how ridiculous, and incomprehensible Mohammad’s versions of heaven and hell are?


Allah works to make sure Mohammad's sexual desires are always met

August 15, 2008

Bukhari – Volume 6, Book 60, Number 311:
Narrated Aisha:
I used to look down upon those ladies who had given themselves to Allah’s Apostle and I used to say, “Can a lady give herself (to a man)?” But when Allah revealed: “You (O Muhammad) can postpone (the turn of) whom you will of them (your wives), and you may receive any of them whom you will; and there is no blame on you if you invite one whose turn you have set aside (temporarily).’ (33.51) I said (to the Prophet), “I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires.”

It is apparent that the mother of all muslims, Aisha, was jealous of Mohammad’s phialndering ways. Why else would she look down on women freely giving themselves up to her husband? Afterall, this would only mean more competition for her, a woman in er mid-teenage years, sharing a 60 year old man with scores of other women. http://muslimhadith.blogspot.com/2008/06/aisha-jealous-of-mohammed-womanizer.html

Once again, Allah, in his timeless masterpiece, the quran, gave another situational scripture to specifically allow Mohammad to do whatever he wants with his wives and concubines, whenever he wants.

1) Did Sahih Bukhari include this explanation of the quran to show that Mohammad, the philanderer, could do whatever he wanted because he in fact, was Allah, in the religion of Islam?
2) If Mohammad is the perfect example for all Muslims, does this mean that men in today’s world could twist the Quran however they want in order for them to fulfill their own sexual and carnal desires? (Please see this example – http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7547148.stm)
3) If Allah is the all-knowing creator of the universe, trying to create the perfect book, and taking care of the universe, why would Allah specifically hand down a quran surrah saying that Mohammad has no blame for sleeping around with any of his wives, regardless of whose turn it was, and thus, not treating his wives equally?
a) Could the reason be that Mohammad was Allah, that Mohammad knew that his actions were hypocritical, and thus came up with a convenient surah to cover up his own actions?
b) Did Bukhari include this verse to illustrate how quran surahs were ordained – as convenient outclauses for Mohammad to get out of quandries created by his own hypocritical standards?

Finally, Aisha, the mother of all Muslims, said “I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires.”

1) Why did she say “Your Lord” instead of “Our Lord”?
a) Was it because she implicitly did not want to have anything to do with a deity that allows her husband to have sexual relations with whom ever, and whenever he wants, but not allow her the same rights of philandering as him?
2) Was it because she herself believed that Allah was actually Mohammad, coming up with convenient surahs to allow him to do whatever he wanted?
3) Did Bukhari include this hadith to show that the mother of all muslims was not convinced of Mohammad’s prophethood?
a) That Muslims during Mohammad’s day believed his actions to be completely self-serving, and that a timeless quran would not be so focused on the justifications of the bedroom antics of its lone prophet?